~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/09/07 ~~

Today's Daily F**king Poker Blog finds our hero (that would be me) in a Omaha Hi Lo Sit & Go which is infested with mutts. (see end of Rant for definition of a mutt)

Of course mutt #1 had already been eliminated when most of us on the table began to mercilessly ridicule mutt #2. Finally getting frustrated (either with us or with his dwindling stack...hehe) mutt #2 then, for all to see, typed the following message (note misspelled last two words):

"You guys have a lot too laern."

Don't you just love it when someone says something like that whilst displaying a serious lack of literacy?

Mutt #2 actually won a couple of hands and started getting cocky at which point I advised the table that the reason he was getting cocky was because he had made it to the top 9 which was a new best finish for him.

Soon mutt #2 was gone but the mutt patrol was still (at the time) secretly represented. However the remaining mutts, fearing further ridicule, remained under the radar until the inevitable erosion of their stacks caused them to simultaneously morph into mutt-dom and pre-flop raise each other to the hilt (probably with A-2 in their hands) only to see the hand make no qualifying low. So that was the end of mutts #3 and #4.

Finally all the mutts were gone and some conventional poker ensued (yay!).

Oh yes, and I took first place in the Sit & Go.

Definition: Poker Mutt ™- poker player who 99% of the time bets/raises regardless of what he has. They were originally termed as "All-In Mutts" because we would play in No-limit Hold Em', but the term still applies to whatever format you're playing with.

(Poker mutt™ - originally termed by Sammi (dizzyagain83)