Sunday, August 26, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/25/07~~

This came in an Omaha Hi Lo Sit & Go.

I liked my pocket cards not so much because of the AK suited, but because of the A-2-3 giving me the best three low cards which is like insurance in case one of them gets paired. Of course no low was made as is typical of when I get A2, but it turned out ok. The other three people in the hand had a full house, a flush (the ordinary kind) and an Ace high straight (the worst hand which was the nuts before the river). The raises were flying on the river. After I called the last raise I told everyone to "take a picture"...lol. It looked cool after the fact but before the river I was "looking over my shoulder" at what could go wrong. I already had the nut straight and the nut flush draw. Board pairs were the only thing that could screw me unless of course a board pair made with the 10 of hearts...hehe. Ok, if a 8 or 9 of hearts showed up my ordinary flush could have been smoked by a Q high straight flush, but I didn't think of that until just now...lol.


winning hand ...... Royal Straight Flush ..

Friday, August 24, 2007

So I get knocked out of the Omaha HiLo early so I might as well play in the NL Hold'em, right?

And I get off to a nice start. Won a hand early when I hit pocket 8s on the flop and another dude hit pocket 5s on the same flop. Poor guy. Didn't know what hit him.

Had 27K at the break and built it up as high as 60-something K before the stack started dwindling. It's the stage where a lot of desperate stacks go pre-flop all in and my marginal hands can't limp in. With less than 110 peeps left I get moved to a table and there sits a dude who called me a "ho mo" on an Omaha table the other night when he said "nice river ho mo" and I said "that it was g.ay boy". At any rate both of us made the final table that night and tonight when he sees me on his table he goes "it's you again". To which I responded "lmao, what's up Bread?" (his name). Too funny.

But my stack continued to dwindle and I got moved to another table when, with 33K left and less than 90 peeps left I get pocket 10s and I'm in the small blind (so next to last to act pre-flop). Only 3 people are in for 8K when its my turn to play so I thought I'd just steal the blinds or take someone on and I went all in. Two peeps called. The flop is Q-10-5 with two spades, but I hit a set, so was feeling pretty good. Then one of the players (he was a cocky c**ksucker) says (obviously to me) "see ya" which made me think he had a set of Qs but that didn't make sense since he just limped in pre-flop, so then I thought maybe he had two spades. But no, he had J-9 suited (but the wrong suit) which is a nice hand to limp in on, but he never should have called my all in with that. At any rate, his cocky comment was with an up and down straight draw against an already made set so I was still a heavy favorite. Then of course the last two cards are 4-K and he rivered his straight on me and I was done (and unable to chat and call him a lucky cocksucker (which he most assuredly was). When the cards were exposed someone else typed "lol" and the lucky c**ksucker typed "hmm" which tells me he knows he was a lucky c**ksucker.

I finished 83rd out of 4,000.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

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What is your name? April Dawn XXXXXXXX
Are you named after anyone? nope
What's your screen name? Aol - AprilisDevilish, Yahoo Hypnotceyesofblu1230
Would you name a child after you? no
If you were born the opposite sex what would your name be? no idea
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be? wouldn't
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly? lol yes but they are on purpose
Would you drop your last name if you became famous? no


Basics


Your gender: female
Straight/Gay/Bi: bi
Single? no
If not, do you want to be? no
Birthdate: April 29, 1974
Your age: 33
Age you act: lol, umm, 25?
Age you wish you were: 28?
Your height: 5 7
Eye color: blue
Happy with it? yes
Hair color: brown
Happy with it? yes
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: righty
Your living arrangement: with family right now
Your family: what about them?
Have any pets? no
Whats your job? office staff for an answering service
Piercings? just my ears
Tattoos? no
Obsessions? him :)
Addictions? him :) lol
Do you speak another language? yes, when i want to
Have a favorite quote? a few, go read my profile
Do you have a webpage? yes


Deep Thoughts About Life


Do you live in the moment? yes
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? most of the time
Do you have any secrets? yes
Do you hate yourself? no
Do you like your handwriting? yes
Do you have any bad habits? yes
What is the compliment you get from most people? they love my voice
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? She is Deliciously Devilish :)
What's your biggest fear? losing my family
Do people say you resemble a celebrity? no
Can you sing? not in public
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? no
Are you a loner? sometimes
What is your number 1 priority in life? family
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? absolutely
Are you a daredevil? sometimes
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? yup
Are you passive agressive? sometimes
Do you have a journal? yes
What is your greatest strength and weakness? patience .. for both
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? .......................
Do you think you are emotionally strong? sometimes
Is there anything you regret doing or not doing in life? nope everything happens for a reason
Do you think life has been good so far? yes
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? be honest
What do you like the most about your body? my eyes
Do you think you are good looking? i guess
Are you confident? sometimes
What is the fictional character you are most like? umm
Are you perceived wrongly? sometimes


Do You...


Smoke? nope
Do drugs? nope
Read the newspaper? yes
Pray? sometimes
Go to church? rarely
Talk to strangers who IM you? until they piss me off
Sleep with stuffed animals? used to
Take walks in the rain? sometimes
Talk to people even though you hate them? yes
Drive? yes
Like to drive fast? yes


Would or Have You Ever?


Liked your voice? yes
Hurt yourself? not on purpose, lol
Been out of the country? no, not yet
Eaten something that made other people sick? no
Been in love? yes
Done drugs? no
Gone skinny dipping? yes
Had a medical emergency? yes
Had surgery? no
Ran away from home? no
Played strip poker? yes
Gotten beaten up? nope
Beaten someone up? no comment
Been picked on? yes
Been on stage? yes
Slept outdoors? yes
Thought about suicide? nope
Pulled an all nighter? yes
Gone one day without food? yes
Talked on the phone all night? yes
Slept together with the opposite sex without having sex? yes
Slept all day? yes
Made out with a stranger? yes
Had sex with a stranger? not technically
Thought you're going crazy? yes
Kissed the same sex? yes
Done anything sexual with the same sex? yes
Been betrayed? yes
Had a dream that came true? yes
Broken the law? yes
Met a famous person? yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident? yes
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? yes
Stolen anything? yes
Been on radio/tv? yes
Been in a mosh-pit? yes
Had a nervous breakdown? no
Bungee jumped? not yet
Had a dream that kept coming back? yes


Beliefs


Belive in life on other planets? yes
Miracles? yes
Astrology? yes
Magic? yes somewhat
God? yes
Satan? yes
Santa? yes
Ghosts? yes
Luck? yes
Love at first sight? no
Yin and yang? yes
Witches? yes
Easter bunny? yes
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever? yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? lol yes
Do you wish on stars? yes


Deep Theological Questions


Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
Do you think God has a gender? no
Do you believe in organized religion? yes, but not for me
Where do you think we go when we die? in the ground


Friends


Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? yes
Who is your best friend? Cherie or Adam
Who's the one person that knows most about you? Cherie or Adam
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? be yourself
Your favourite inside joke? lol, if i told you it wouldn't be an inside joke, now would it
Thing you're picked on most about? my voice
Who's your longest known friend? 17 years
Newest? umm a month?
Shyest? Jane .. KIDDING, umm francy
Funniest? Jane
Sweetest? umm depends
Closest? in distance, cherie .. to me mentally umm adam
Weirdest? oh this list could go on and on
Smartest? it varies on topic
Ditziest? SAMMI, i love ya babygirl, but you do win this one
Friends you miss being close to the most? cherie
Last person you talked to online? Renea
Who do you talk to most online? Adam or sammi
Who are you on the phone with most? umm i hate the phone for the most part, but work usually
Who do you trust most? my mom and adam and jane
Who listens to your problems? whomever i'm bitchin to at the time, lol
Who do you fight most with? Adam!!
Whos the nicest? ME, lol .. kidding umm depends
Whos the most outgoing? Jane
Whos the best singer? Lynn?
Whos on your shit-list? lmfao i'll have to get back to you on this
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? yup
Whos your second family? my friends
Do you always feel understood? no
Who's the loudest friend? Sammi or Jane
Do you trust others easily? yes unfortunately
Whos house were you last at? mine
Name one person whos arms you feel safe in: i'll let ya know soon
Do your friends know you? most of them share part of my brain, so yes
Friend that lives farthest away: Adam at the moment


Love and All That


Do you consider love a mistake? no
What do you find romantic? beach at night
Turn-on? i have a few
Turn-off? i have a few
First kiss? long time ago
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel? tell them i wasn't interested
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them? yes
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out? hell i've done it before
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? yes
What is best about the opposite sex? depends on the guy
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? cocky and pompous men
What's the last present someone gave you? um a card? i don't know
Are you in love? i love him, yes, but til he gets home, it's lust ;)
Do you consider your significant other hot? yup


Who Was the Last Person...


That haunted you? haunted me? uhhh creepy
You wanted to kill? lol, oh you don't wanna know
That you laughed at? the lady that called me last night at work
That laughed at you? umm probably someone online
That turned you on? Adam
You went shopping with? Mom
That broke your heart? i'll get back to you
To disappoint you? i'll get back to you
To ask you out? on a date? or to date? could this be anymore vague .. i went to the movies w/ Erik but it wasn't a date or anything.. so who knows
To make you cry? myself when i stubbed my toe
To brighten up your day? Adam
That you thought about? lol, Adam and the story i wrote
You saw a movie with? Erik
You talked to on the phone? Frank
You talked to through IM? Adam
You saw? Mom
You lost? those who know me, know the answer to this


Right This Moment...


Are you going out? no
Will it be with your significant other? no
What are you wearing right now? pants and a tshirt
Body part you're touching right now: i'm not
What are you worried about right now? nothing
What book are you reading? my Medical Terminology book
What's on your mousepad? my mouse
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: i feel like total crap
Are you bored? yes
Are you tired? a little
Are you talking to anyone online? yes
Are you talking to anyone on the phone? no
Are you lonely or content? content
Are you listening to music? yes

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What is your name? April Dawn XXXXXXXX
Do you like your name? sometimes
How old are you? 5 7
Are you tall, average or a shrimp? average
Do you have big, or little hands? medium
What is your shoe size? 10 or 11
What is your bra size? 36 c
Do you have a straight, bumpy or jagged nose? straight
Do you have big or thin lips? middle
Is your hair smoothe or greasy...or both? smooth
What color is your nature hair color? brown
Do you have a square or narrow jaw? square
Do you have a stub neck, or a long, crane-like neck? long neck
Are you broad or narrow shouldered? narrow
Are you male or female? female
Do you have brawny arms or skeleton arms? brawny
Body piercings? my ears
Tatoos? not yet
Do you have acne? nope
If so, what do you treat it with? ......
Are you good at jump shots? NO
Are you athletic? somewhat
Do you wear glasses? yes
Have you ever taken speech lessons? no
Do you have a defined adams apple? NO
Do you have warts or calluses? no
Are you allergic to bees? nope
Do you have allergies? yes
Is there a history of arthritus in your family? yes
Is there a histroy of heart disease in your family? yes


Which do you like better...


Cats or dogs? dogs
Military aircraft or passenger plane? passenger
Whale-watching or horesback riding? horseback riding
Coffee or tea? tea
Peach or a nectarine? peach
Gorilla or a chimp? chimp
Pencil or paint? pencil
Piano or guitar? piano
Deciduous or evergreen trees? evergreen
Orca or bottle-nosed dolphine? bottle nose
Europe or Asia? Europe
Dancing or singing? dancing
Poetry or paintings? poetry
Classic Cadillac or classic Corvette? neither
Whipping cream or cool whip? cool whip
Yogurt or ice-cream? ice cream
Fruit or candy? depends
Books or movies? books before the movie
Watching T.V. or taking a long walk? tv
Hoodies or long-sleeved shirts? hoodies
No-sleeved shirts or short-sleeved shirts? short sleeved
Pants or shorts? both
Basketball or football? football
Golf or bowling? bowling


In the opposite sex...


Blue, green or brown eyes? doesn't matter
Tall, short or medium height? taller than me
Long or short neck? long
Big or small feet? hah .. big
Big or small hands? big
Athletic, average or neither? athletic
Strong or weak? strong
Dependent or independent? independent
Intelligent or average? intelligent
Unique or average? somewhat in the middle
Poetic and artistic or narrow-minded and submissive? poetic and artistic
A brooder or an eye-batter? eye batter
Serious or hillarious? hilarious
Shy or confident? confident
Snow-lover or a warm, sunny day-lover? both
Dog-lover or a cat-lover? dog
A dancer or a talker? both


Do you...


Engage in any form of self harming? no
Like people? yes
Like or dislike America? like
Like your parents and respect them? love them
Like cold weather? yes
Like hot weather? sometimes
Speak foreign languages, and if so, what ones? yes, some Portuguese and some Hebrew
Travel out of the country? not yet, but hopefully will soon
Talk with attractive strangers? yes
Watch the olympics? yes
Play sports? yes
Get along well with the opposite sex? yes


Describe...


Your favorite type of weather: sunny but not HOT
The place youd like to live: anywhere as long as i'm happy and it's not 900 degrees ALL the time
Your favorite place on earth: with my family
Your best friend: Cherie or Adam know the most about me, so it's a toss-up
Your soul mate: lol, for everything we've been thru over the years, it should be Adam
Your passion: poetry and dancing
What your fears are: losing my family, drowning, and dying alone
The most romatic moment: haven't had it yet
What causes you to stress out: work
What makes you feel sad: fighting
What you wish was different: the distance, lol
Your desire in life: just be happy... marriage/kids the whole 9

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BLUE IS LOVE


Do you love someone? yes
Do you believe in love at first sight? no
Do you believe in Love? yes


RED IS ANGER


Are you currently mad at someone? no
Which of your family members has the worst temper? me
Have you ever thrown something at anyone? yes
Is anyone mad at you? not that i know of
Are you usually mad? no
When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? yell


YELLOW IS SELF DISCOVERY


Name: April
Birthday: 4/29/1974
What's your main goal in life? be happy
Do you want to have children? yes
When do you want to die? when i'm old/ and quickly


ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT


Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? yes
What event is coming up that you're most excited about? :) Adam is FINALLY coming home
If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? spend it on family
If you could have anything right now what would it be? lol, adam home


GREEN IS OPINIONS


Are you against gay marriage? nope
Lower the drinking age? no
Capital Punishment? yes
Abortion? not for me to judge


PURPLE IS Q and A


How many beds did you lay in today? one
What color shirt are you wearing? white
Name one thing that you do everyday? talk to Adam
How much cash do you have on you right now? about that much
Is Tom on your friends list? nope
Look to your left- what could you use as a weapon? my purse, lol
What website besides myspace do you visit the most? aol, yahoo, my blog, pogo, etc
Do you have plants in your room? flowers
Does anything hurt on your body right now? nope
Recent time you were really upset? last month sometime


PINK IS LAST


Movie watched in cinema: Die Hard 4
Person you talked on the phone with? someone from work
Bubble Bath you took? can't do bubble baths, allergic to the bubbles
Ball game you watched? on tv ? Boston .. in person .. Boston


GREY IS TODAY


What is today? technically Wed
Anything in your planner or calendar? sleep, and then not sure
What did you do tonight? last night? worked
What are you going to eat? chicken quesedillas
What time did you wake up? too early


BROWN IS FOR TOMORROW


Is: Thursday
Are you Looking forward to it? i guess
Are you going to laugh? most likely
Whats good about tomorrow? i'm not working

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Can you name the movie and the missing word

Here is a new way to see just how well you know your movies: Everyone MUST sign my guestbook, and fill in the answers to the names, in the movie Quotes... It will be fun ...... I hope :) .. Good luck and all that fun stuff.

April: Love means never having to say you're April
You know the difference between you and Me? I make April look good!!

Darin: I'm here to fight for truth, justice and the american Darin.

Anita: That'll do, Anita, That'll Do!
Everybody! Everybody wants a Piece of Anita!! ~~
They call me Mr Anita! ~
You can't handle the Anita!! ~

Jane: As God is my Jane, I'll never be hungry again ~~
You had me from Jane ~~

Bridgie: when i invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my Bridgie. that's the price she has to pay.

Angie: Lions and Tigers and Angie! Oh My!! ~
This is the day you shall always remember, as the the day that you almost caught Angie
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Angie that killed the beast!!! ~

Joe: Well, here's another fine JOE, you've gotten Me Into.

Amira: I find your lack of Amira ~ disturbing ~~
Show me the Amira ~~
Go ahead, make my Amira~~

Ray: Round up the usual Ray ~
With great power comes, Ray ~
You don't understand, I coulda had class, I coulda been a Ray ~

Renea: My mama always said life was like a box of Renea ~
May the Renea be with you ~
Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes, it was the renea that killed the beast~
A Renea ~ shaken not stirred ~

Jay: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Jay. ~
Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce Jay, aren't you? ~
Jay, for lack of a better word, is good~~

Christine: And I will strike down upon thee with a great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Christine. ~~

Frank: Well, A frank's a frank, but they call it a "le frank" ~~
Say hello to my Little Frank ~~

Chris: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Chris' at will to old ladies.
~ Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Chris.~
~ Soylent Green is Chris! ~

Tracy: I am serious ... and don't call me Tracy!!
~You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Tracy together and blow ~

Sheep: We'll always have Sheep! ~

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old Sheep.

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Sheep!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/21/07~~

MrBridgman (10:01:06 pm): oh my f**king god
AprilisDevilish (10:01:18 pm): what ?
MrBridgman (10:01:27 pm): well...
MrBridgman (10:01:37 pm): i made ANOTHER final table...
AprilisDevilish (10:01:42 pm): ok
MrBridgman (10:01:51 pm): and i got brutalized on the river the first two hands...
MrBridgman (10:02:08 pm): i was second in chips going into the FT and finished...9th
AprilisDevilish (10:02:14 pm): nice
MrBridgman (10:03:53 pm): listen to this...(or read this)...i've got the nut straight before the river and a 6 low to go with it...furthermore, i've got an 8 so if the 7 high str8 upgrades on the river, I may still have the nuts...furtherfurthermore, there are two hearts on the board, and I have two hearts in my hand with the Ace...so if a flush makes, that's mine, too...
MrBridgman (10:04:33 pm): so what happens? a heart comes on the river giving me the nut flush...BUT, it paired the board and someone else made a boat
AprilisDevilish (10:05:54 pm): that sucks
MrBridgman (10:06:01 pm): Very next hand...i've got A2 (not to mention a 4)...and actually make a low by the turn...there's a 7-6-5 on the board...only thing that can f**k me on the river is an A or a 2...and along comes a 2 on the river and my A4 loses to an A3
MrBridgman (10:06:53 pm): i had 350K going into the FT and after those two hands I was down to 106K
AprilisDevilish (10:07:00 pm): damn
MrBridgman (10:07:22 pm): yeah...and if the river doesn't f**k me, i've probably got about a million or more
AprilisDevilish (10:08:23 pm): lol sorry
MrBridgman (10:08:40 pm): i had the chip lead on three different occasions before the final table...this looked like it might be a winner for me...but the Poker Gods said no, not this time
MrBridgman (10:10:02 pm): and that's your DAILY F**KING POKER BLOG dammit!!!!!!! lol

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/20/07 ~~

Today's Daily F**king Poker Blog focuses on the Omaha Hi only event tonight.

I was 28 minutes late to the fray because I had to reboot my computer so when I got there my stack was down to 2,700 chips, but no big deal as a few hands in I won a nice pot and just like that I was the chip leader at my table. I got moved to another table where there was this f**ker who would call you a "river rat" if you made a hand on the river. I told him "don't say that as if you've never hit a hand on the river". And he responded that he never had. So I called him a liar...lol. That non-river fishing f**ker finished in 94th. Maybe he should play a river or two every now and then.

Made it to the first break in ok shape with about 15K in chips, but in the second hour I started making a move. With 105 players left I took the overall chip lead with 78K in chips only to lose it a few hands later which is ok since I have no control over what happens on other tables. Again I got the chip lead with 36 peeps left and lost it the next hand. And again I got it back with 31 left and lost it on the next hand.

Somewhere during all that, I picked up a hand with pocket 10s. The flop was 10-10-7 giving me flopped quads which is a beautiful thing. There were five people in the hand. The first one bet, second one called, I was next and just called, the next guy called and the next guy called. No one folded!! The next card was a 4. This time the first guy probably smelled a rat and checked. Second guy checked. I bet. I think one folded and three called! The river was a 2 and made a possible club flush. It checked to me, and of course I bet. There was a small stack behind me and the fool raised me chasing everyone but me out. Of course I raised him back and he re-raised all in and I sent him packing.

As you may have guessed I cruised to the Final Table (my 16th). But at the next to last table my cards were cooling off and my stack was dwindling. Still it was pretty big to start with so no problems getting to the FT. Once there I was in 7th place and continued to not get good cards. There was one hand at the FT where I had Q-Q-6-7 with the 6-7 both spades. The flop was 7-7-5 giving me a set. But what I didn't want to happen happened. Someone else bet (meaning my set might not be best). So I just called hoping to boat up later in the hand. The turn card was the 9 of spades and for the first time I noticed that the 5 on the flop was the 5 of spades so now I had a straight flush draw in addition to my set. But the other dude bet again and again I just called. The river was the 8 of spades giving me a straight flush! The other dude bets again (24K) all I had left was 25K so I raised him (wish I had more as he had flopped a 5s full of 7s boat).

That was my last big hand and I hung on for as long as I could and finally went out on a hand where I flopped Qs and 2s and lost to a guy who just had Qs until he rivered a 10 to make a second pair that clipped me.

So I finished 6th out of 620 peeps

Sunday, August 19, 2007

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The Basics


Gender? Female
Age? 33
Where do you live? CT
Only child? no
Have any sisters? no
What about brothers? yes, 2
Full Name? April Dawn XXXXXXX
Do you like your name? sometimes
Are your parents in love? nope
Who is your favorite family member? Mom
Least Favorite? my father
Do you live in a house or trailer? apt
Are you straight,gay,or bi? bi
Who are 3 of your best friends? Adam, Tracy and Jane


Yes or No


Are you in love? i'll always love him, yes
Do you want to get married? yes
Do you want to have children? yes
Are you a virgin? no
Do you practice safe sex? yes
Do you have any pets? no
Do you drive? yes
Can you drive a stick? no
Can you swim? yes
Ever been drunk? yes
Ever been high? no
Have you been arrested? yes
Ever had detention? yes
Ever been Suspended? inschool suspension count? yes


Random


Do you use birth control? the pill ? No .. condoms Yes
What color shirt are you wearing? blue
What are you wearing? sweats and a t-shirt
What color of underwear do you have on? pink and red
Have you ever been punched? not that i can recall
Ever been in a fight? yup
Have you done drugs? nope
Do you smoke? nope
Drink? yes
Do you like to read? yes
Favorite book? Kiss the Girls
Favorite Movie? Dirty Dancing
Favorite tv Show? So you think you can dance, Big Brother
Favorite band/singer? dont' have one
Favorite song? dont' have one
Do you like cheese? yes
Have any nicknames? lots
Do you like broccoli? yes
Fav alcoholic beverage? sex on the beach
Fav. non-alcoholic beverage? pepsi
What superhero would u be? Invisi-girl
Dream Car? don't have one
Have you ever stolen anything? yup
Do you lie alot? nope
When was the last time you lied? yesterday
Who did you kiss last? not gonna say
Who was the last person you called? Frank
Last person to call you? Frank


the opposite sex


Hair color: doesn't matter
Eye Color: doesn't matter
How tall? taller than me
Redneck or Prep? prep
Whats the first thing you notice? eyes
Do you make the first move? sometimes
Money or love? love
Looks or Personality? personality
Would you kiss on the first date? yes


Beyond Random


Where are your keys? in my purse
Most overused phrase? LOL
Are you married? no
Name someone you love: other than my family, Adam
Who is your #1? Mom
Who is your #2? Adam
Can you roll your tongue? Yes
Can you whistle? yes
Can you blow bubbles? yes
Why did you do this survey? bored
Did You enjoy it? no
What did you do first thing this morning? went pee
Do you like Bush? no
Do you believe in God? yes
Do you miss someone right now? yes
Who? Adam, lol
What should you be doing right now? working
What do you wish you were doing right now? home
What time is it? 6:56pm
Are you glad this is over? yes!
What are your plans now? watch a movie :)

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1. What are your initials? A D M
2. What is your favorite thing to wear? Old Navy clothes
3. Last thing you ate? chicken fettucini alfredo w/ broccoli
4. One place you will NEVER eat at? umm, haven't found one yet
5. I say Shotgun, you say: i'll drive
6. Last person you hugged? my niece
7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? he better, lol
8. Would you date anyone you met online? yup, am currently
9. Name something you like physically about yourself: my eyes
10. The last place you went out to dinner to? Green Onion
11. Who is your best friend? Cherie or Adam
12. What time of the day is it? it's early evening 6pm
13. Who/What made you angry today? some stupid person on AOL
14. Baseball or Football? ooh Football
15. Ever gone skinny dipping? yes
16. Favorite type of Food? KFC or Taco Bell
17. Favorite holiday: Christmas
18. Do you download music: yes
19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yes
20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? love them
21. Would you date the person who posted this? since i'm posting it, sure i'd date myself *odd look*
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? yes
23. Do you love anyone? yes
24. Are colored contact lenses sexy? on other people, sure
25. Have you ever bungee jumped? not yet
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? no
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? yes
28. How many pets do you have? none
29. Have you met a real redneck? lmao YES!
30. How is the weather right now? nice out
31. What are you listening to right now? nothing
32. What is your current favorite song? Whatever it takes - Lifehouse (at the moment)
33. What was the last movie you watched? Because I said So
34. Do you wear contacts? no
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? the store
36. What are you afraid of? deep water where i can't see the bottom
37. How many piercings have you had? two
38. What piercings do you want? none other than the two i have
39. What's one thing you've learned this year? i can control my jealousy, when needed
40. What do you usually order from Starbucks? caramel lattee, iced
41. What Magazines are you reading? Cosmo & glamour
42. Have you ever fired a gun: nope
43. Are you missing someone? yes
44. Favorite TV show? at the moment, So you think you can dance, or Big Brother
45. Do you have an obession with WoW? no?
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? no
47. What celeb do you look like? no idea
48. Who would you like to see right now? Adam
49. Favorite movie of all time? Dirty Dancing
50. Do you find yourself loved? yes
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't suppose to? lol, umm yes
52. Favorite smell? vanilla or coconut/lime
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? butter or kettle
54. Ever put a friend in a cop car on JukePix.com? no
55. Ever been in a cop car in real life? yes, but not being arrested
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? not recently
57. Our Lady Peace or Nickelback? Nickelback
58. What's something that really bugs you? people who see signal lights as decoration on cars
59. Do you like Michael Jackson? i used to
60. Taco Bell or Burger King? Taco Bell
61. What's your favorite perfume? One by Mary Kate & Ashley
62. Favorite baseball team? Boston Red Sox
63. Ever call a 1-900 phone number? yep
64. Nipple or Nose rings? blech .. if i have to choose, nipple
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? 36 hours
66. Last time you went bowling? in Nov ? or Dec
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? no weird places
68. Who was your last phone call? Frank
69. Last time you were at work? i'm at work now
70. What's the closest orange object to you? mousepad

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whats your name spelt backwards? LiprA
What did you do last night? worked til 11, went home chatted online for a bit, listened to music and went to bed
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer? music Bri sent me
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? yes
Last time you swam in a pool? oye umm it's been a while
What are you wearing? sweats and a t-shirt
How many cars have you owned? two
Type of music you dislike most? heavy death metal
Are you registered to vote? yes
Do you have cable? yes
What kind of computer do you use? Compaq
Ever made a prank phone call? yes
You like anyone right now? yes
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? yes
Furthest place you ever traveled? South Carolina for now
What's your favorite comic strip? Garfield
Do u know all the words to the national anthem? yes
Shower, morning or night? night
Best movie you've seen in the past month? Die Hard 4
Favorite pizza toppings? Mushrooms
Chips or popcorn? popcorn
What cell phone provider do you have? Cingular
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? uh, no?
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? nope
Orange Juice or apple? neither
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with? mom
favorite chocolate bar? Reeses
Who is your longest friend and how long? Cherie and 17 years
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? don't eat tomatoes
Have you ever won a trophy? yes
Favorite arcade game? Pac-Man
Ever ordered from an infomercial? yes
Sprite or 7-UP? Sprite
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work? yes
Last thing you bought at Walgreens? a phone card
Ever thrown up in public? nope
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love? true love
Do you believe in love at first sight? no
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON? SpongeBob
Did you have long hair as a young kid? yes
What message is on your voicemail machine? "hey you've reached April's voicemail, not here leave me a message" or something to that effect
Where would you like to go right now? ireland ;)
Whats the name of your pet? dont' have one right now
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it? black bag and a bunch of crap
What do you think about most? sex, lol

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About Me


1. real name: April
2. like it: sometimes
3. single or taken: taken
4. zodiac sign: Taurus
5. male or female: female
6. age: 33
7. height: 5ft 7in
8. lucky number: 8 or 33
9. eye color: blue
10. hair color: brown
11. long or short: long
12. marital status: single but taken
13. are you a health freak: nope
14. height: didn't i just answer this???? 5ft 7in
15. do you have a crush on someone: more than a crush
16. do you like yourself: yes
17. piercings: my ears
18. tattoos: not yet
19. righty or lefty: righty
20. fav color: green or purple
21. least fav color: yellow


FIRSTS


22. first kiss: long time ago, lol
23. first piercing: when i was 13
24. first best friend: Kim Marugg
25. first award: spelling bee i think
26. first sport: dancing
27. first pet: dog
28. first vacation: New Hampshire?
29. first car: Buick Skylark
30. first crush: Matt


CURRENTLY


31. what time is it: 5:59pm
32. where are you: in CT, at work
33. wish: to be home
34. about to: finish this survey
35. listening to: nothing but the fans of the computer
36. waiting for: more calls to come in
37. wearing: my sweats and a tshirt
38. annoyed about: no calls coming in, lol
39. eating: nothing at the moment
40. drinking: Pepsi


FUTURE


41. want kids?: yes
42. want to get married?: yes
43. careers in mind?: mom, medical billing, lol or i've been told i should be writing erotic stories :)
44. dream car?: dont' have one


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX


45. lips or eyes?: eyes
46. hugs or kisses: both
47. shorter or taller: taller
48. tan skinned or light: doesn't matter
49. romantic or spontaneous: both
50. dark or light hair: doesn't matter
51. built, fat, muscular, skinny, or normal: normal
52. hook up or relationship: relationship
53. similar to you or different: similar to a point
54. trouble maker or hesitant: haha umm troublemaker


HAVE YOU EVER


55. kissed a stranger: yes
56. drank bubbles: no
57. ate a crayon: probably
58. lost glasses/contacts: yes
59. climbed up a tree: yes
60. broken someone's heart: yes
61. been arrested: yes
62. turned someone down: yes
63. cried when someone died: yes
64. liked a friend as more than a friend: yes


DO YOU BELIEVE IN


65. yourself: yes
66. miracles: yes
67. ghosts: yes
68. love at first sight: no
69. santa clause: yes
70. heaven and hell: yes
71. kissing on the first date: sometimes
72. God: yes


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY


73. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yes
74. Who is it? Adam
75. Do you kiss on the first date? sometimes
76. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? nope
77. Last time you flossed? this morning
78. Last time checked for STDs? last year
79. Fart in public? no
80. Flirt with your friends boyfriend or girlfriend? yes
81. Cheat on a partner? have i Yes, will i again? No
82. Whats under your bed? not exactly sure, i'm not there
83. Last time you cleaned your toilet? yesterday
84. Ever sprout hairs on your chin? nope
85. Does the carpet match the curtains? no carpet :)
86. Last kiss? a few months ago
87. Last booty call? haha a few months ago
88. 7th text received? #7overall .. "Otay!" 7th today ""oh I never go to myspace"
89. 4th missed call? work
90. Last comment received? on my myspace? hell umm Hola Mamacita or something to that effect
91. Sleep with a stuffed animal? not anymore
92. Last time you cried? watching a movie, last week
93. Pee in pools? ewww no
94. Ever stolen something? yup
95. Ever drink milk from the carton? yes
96. Mad at anyone? nope
97. Ever rock a mullet? lol, no
98. Last tuxedo worn? uh no tux's
99. Last video game played some car game at my nephew's

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1. What color is your underwear right now? pink and red
2. What are you listening to right now? the sound of the fan
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number? home 74 cell 27
4. What was the last thing you ate? chicken fettucini alfredo w/ broccoli
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be? purple
6. How is the weather right now? nice out
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my phone ? or work .... cuz i'm at work now.. so umm one of the clients
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes
9. Favorite type of Food? pasta
10. Do you drink? sometimes
11. Do you smoke? nope
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember? nope
13.What color are your eyes? blue
15. Do you wear contacts? no
16. Single? nope
17. Favorite Month? April or October
18. Ever cried for no reason? yup
19. Last Movie you watched? Because I Said So
20. Favorite day of the week? whatever day i'm not working, usually Friday
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out? nope
22. Hugs or Kisses? kisses while hugging
23. Chocolate or Vanilla? twist
24. Do you want your friends to respond? sure why not
25. Who is most likely to respond? TRIXXXXXXXXXXX
26. Who is least likely to respond? Adam, lol, lord knows i love him to death, but he never responds
27. What books are you reading? my Medical Terminology Book for my Medical Billing course
28. Piercings? my ears
29. Fav. Movie? Dirty Dancing
30. Fav. baseball team? Boston Red Sox
31. Any pets? no
32. AIM? yes, i have it
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn? Butter or Kettle
34. Dogs or cats? dogs
35. Fav. flower? carnations
36. Have you ever fired a gun? nope
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? depends where i'm going
38. Right handed or left handed? right
39. How many pillows do you sleep with? 4 and a body pillow
40. Are you missing someone? yes

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1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh? yes
2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex? on
3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences? no
4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you? yes, probably
5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons? not sure
6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past? not everything
7. It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world? improve
8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life? ehh sometimes
9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"? yes
10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to? friend
11. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection? male
12. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished? no
13. Do you like kissing in public? yes
14. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship? yes
15. Did America really put a man on the moon? yes
16. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you? no
17. Generally, in life, what makes you happy? my family & friends
18. How well do you handle criticism? depends on who's criticizing me
19. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you? haha NO
20. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people? sometimes
21. Is it possible for full-figured women to be equally attractive as thinner women? yes
22. You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long would you wait to call? a day or so
23. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer? yes
24. Would you have a 'Happy Button' installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it? i already have one of them *grins*
25. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised? depending on what the surprise is, readily surprise me
26. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion? no
27. What is sexiest on a woman or a man? eyes
28. Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life? soul mate
29. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded? yes
30. Should your mate also become your best friend? yes
31. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced? experienced
32. Have you ever had a true one-night stand? yes
33. Have you ever posed as a nude model? only when taking pics myself
34. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things? interesting things
35. Is it better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all? yes

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1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be? Adam
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? yes
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? a little of both
4. Do you take compliments well? sometimes
5. Do you play Sudoku? No
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? lol, probably not for long
7. Do you like to ride horses? yes
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? no
9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Double Dutch Jumprope
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? nope
11. Have you lied to get out of a date? yep
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? yes
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? yes
14. Use three words to describe yourself? honest, funny, sincere
15. Do any songs make you cry? yes
16. Are you continuing your education? yes
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? nope
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? my family
19. How often do you read books? very often
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? present
21. What is your favorite children's book? Velveteen Rabbit
22. What color are your eyes? blue
23. How tall are you? 5ft 7
24. Where is your dream house located? hmm anywhere as long as we're happy
25. Do you have a secret fetish? yes
26. Have you tried sushi? no
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? yes
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? few months ago
29. When was the last time you were at Church? haha, umm, next question
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? today? to Wal-mart
31. What was your favorite job? the video store
32. Do you like mustard? honey mustard yes, others no
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? Sleep
34. Do you look like your mom or dad? neither, lol, i look like my aunt
35. How long does it take you in the shower? 15 min
36. Can you do the splits? yes
37. What movie do you want to see right now? Hairspray
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you? only if i knew the outcome 1st
39. What did you do for New Year's? i was sick
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary? never seen it
41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls? no
42. Do you own a camera phone? yes
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers? no
44. Was your mom a cheerleader? no
45. What's the last letter of your middle name? N
46. Do you like your middle name? it's grown on me
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? depends on the night
48. Do you like care bears? some
49. What do you buy at the movies? popcorn and soda
50. Do you know how to play poker? yes
51. Do you wear your seatbelt? yes
52. What do you wear to sleep? depends on the weather or if i'm alone or not
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? haha YES, we're notorious for having 3 men on Death Row
54. How many meals do you eat a day? usually 2
55. Is your tongue pierced? nope
56. Ever meet anyone you met on myspace? nope
57. Do you read myspace bulletins? some of them
58. Do you like funny or serious people better? funny
59. Ever been to L.A.? nope
60. Did you eat a cookie today? no
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages? lmao YES
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? both
63. Do you hate chocolate? no
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most? nothing
65. Are you a gullible person? sometimes
66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? nope
67. If you could have any job what would it be? own my own sports bar
68. Are you easy to get along with? yes until i get pissed off, then no
69. What is your favorite time of day? whenver i'm not working

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What is your current ringtone? Umbrella by Rhianna
What is your current wallpaper? the saying "Bad Girl" in Chinese
Do you own a picture phone? yes
If so, what was the last picture you took? of my niece and nephews
Go to your inbox and type what the 10th text message says? "proud of being pure evil"
How many contacts do you have on your phone? 15
Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone? Frank
What service do you have? Cingular
At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 5
Who's on your speed dial numbers? Adam, home and work
Do you have voicemail? yes
How many contacts do you have that start with J- Who are they? 2 Jane and Jeremiah
Who do you call the most? call? ehh i'm not big on calling, i guess Jane
How many text messages do you get a month? haha umm ALOT, seems like 50 a day sometimes
Can you send pictures? yes
What are the first 2 digits to your number? 70
Go to your SENT texts..what does the first one say? hey
What about the 15th? "lol, i do like to keep that all to myself"
Who's the last person that you called? Frank
Last person that texted you? Adam
Last person you added to your contacts? Liat
How many minutes are on your plan? i have one of those tracfone's .. pay as you go .. so depends on how many minutes i want at the time. right now i have 180
Go down to your 5th contact, who is it? Danielle
Wanna give out your number? those who need it.. have it

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RED = ANGER


1. Are you currently mad at someone? No
2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? Me
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? yes
4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? Sometimes
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? yell


ORANGE = EXCITEMENT


1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? yes
2. Are you easily excited? sometimes
3. What event is coming up that you're most excited about? Adam is coming home!!!
4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? spend it on family
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? Adam to be home, lol


YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY


1. Name: April
2. Birthday: April 29, 1974
3. What's your main goal in life? marriage and happy family
4. Do you want to have children? yes
5. How do you want to die? quickly


GREEN = OPINIONS


1. Are you against gay marriage? nope
2. Lower the drinking age? nope
3. Capital Punishment? yes
4. Abortion? it's a personal thing, not for me to judge
5. Democrat or Republican? Democrat


BLUE = LOVE


1. Do you love someone? yes
2. Do you have a bf/gf? yes
3. Is it better to have loved and lost than never loved at all? yes
4. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
5. Would you tattoo your lovers name on your body? i've thought about it


PURPLE = Q&A


Q: How many beds did you lay in today? one
Q: What color shirt are you wearing? blue
Q: Name one thing that you do everyday? talk to Adam
Q: How much cash do you have on you right now? about that much
Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list? NOPE
Q: Look to your left. What's there? the computer at work
Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone? a shirt
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? Aol/yahoo/Pogo/Myspace/the list goes on
Q: Do you have plants in your room? i have flowers
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now? nope
Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in? Griswold, lol, a long time ago i had to take one to work
Q: Do you own a picture phone? yup
Q: Recent time you were really upset? bout a month and a half ago


PINK = LAST


1. Person you saw? My Mom
2. Person that said they loved you. My mom
3. Movie watched in cinema? Die Hard 4
4. Song you listened to? Lost in the Moment - Big N Rich
5. Person you talked on the phone with? someone from work / texted with Adam though


GREY = TODAY


1. What are you doing right now? this survey and sitting at work
2. What are you doing tonight? working til 11 and then getting drunk
3. What are you going to eat? chicken fettucini alfredo w/ broccoli
4. Did you accomplish anything today? yup laundry
5. What shoes are you wearing? my wedgy slides


BROWN = TOMORROW


1. Is? Monday
2. My plans are? sleep during the day, more laundry and then come to work for 11pm
3. Are you going to laugh? most likely
4. Any TV show you watch coming on? umm, no, lol it ended last week
5. Do you know what you will eat? nope

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/16/07 ~~

For today's Daily F**king Poker Blog, have a seat in Bridgie's lap and enjoy a Virtual No Limit Hold'em experience.

Hand 1...Q-4 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Bridgie's table is closed and Bridgie is moved to Table 83

Hand 2 (sort of) ...even though Bridgie is seated at the new table and ready for action, the f**king Dealer neglects to deal him any cards, so Hand 2 didn't happen and was replaced by the replacement Hand 2 described on the next line.

Replacement Hand 2...Q-4 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Hand 3...A-2 offsuit...Bridgie limps in with five other players...Flop is 2-4-9 giving Bridgie a pair of 2's. First two players check, Bridgie bets 40 (the minimum), one player folds, the rest call. Turn card is a Q...it checks to Bridgie who bets 40 again. One more fold leaving Bridgie and two others. River is another 4. This time it checks around. Bridgie loses the hand to a c**ksucker who had a Queen.

Hand 4...J-5 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Hand 5...9-3 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Hand 6...A-J suited...Bridgie calls a pre-flop raise of 120 chips (which was double the big blind) and plays the hand with two others. Flop is J-7-2 giving Bridgie top pair with Ace kicker. First guy bets the minimum (60) which Bridgie raises to 240...both players call. Turn card is a 4 and this time the first guy checks...Bridgie goes all in...next dude folds but the first guy (who happens to be the same c**ksucker from the other hand) calls and flips over his pocket f**king Queens and when the river is a blank.

Bridgie gets to go write the Daily F**king Poker Blog.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/13/07 ~~


Today's Daily F**king Poker Blog is sponsored by BridgieBrandButtBalm™. "When your butt is sore, get out the BridgieBrand! :)"

Tonight's action saw me playing Omaha Hi Lo.


Early on there was a defeatest (read: mutt) who had a nice stack then decided to give it away over a series of about 10 to 15 hands. There were several of us that were more than willing to relieve him of his stack and that got me off to a good start. I had 20K at the break. After the break, I kept on motoring and more importantly staying ahead of the average stack and found myself in good position at the second break with over 100K and only 35 peeps left.

A couple of nice pots later and good ol' BstrdBridgie grabbed the overall chip lead at 205K with 33 peeps left. Although I lost the chip lead on the very next hand I stuck to my fundamentals and with 27 peeps left got the chip lead again. THEN I won another big pot which gave me the huge chip lead, which I rode all the way to the Final Table.

But even with the chip lead going into the FT there are no guarantees. In a word, my cards f**king BLEW (ok, that's two words, but you get my drift!) on the FT and I kept fighting and fighting but with the blinds increasing more and more I kept finding myself all in and somehow kept surviving. Finally, I went out on a hand where I had an Ace, the board made a pair of Aces, and the other guy in the hand had the last Ace. He hit his full house, I missed mine and I was toast.

All in all, not bad for a 4th place finish. Just wish I could have had better cards to play.

Oh and a special thanks to Dizz, who came and sweated me on the FT!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/11/07 ~~


Today's Daily F**king Poker Blog takes us to the murky waters of No Limit Hold'em.

I played in two No Limit Hold'em tournaments and in the first one played 30 hands and won none of them. One dude terrorized me twice. First I made two pairs and put a substantial bet out there that he called with just one pair and it was the f**king MIDDLE pair. Then of course he makes another pair on the river and his two pair beat my two pair. Then the same dude calls my last ditch pre-flop all in with K-fuggin'-10. I had A-Q suited and of course the flop is K-10-3 giving him two pair. Lucky sonofabitch!

Of course with that quick exit I had to play another one to see if I could at least win a hand! And I did (yay!). In fact, even though my cards sucked for most of the time, I deftly dodged idiotic plays like I described above (well there was one idiotic play that I BENEFITED from but that's another story) and made it all the way to the second break at which point there were 93 peeps left. I was doing fine until a player named "Myboobys25" showed up and kept distracting me. She was in seat 10 and I was in Seat 9 so I had that 45 degree angle view that us menz like so much.

Right after the second break however, my computer decides to lock up big time on me. Among other things, during the process of trying to get back to the tournament, a popup window comes up that says:

"You don't have PartyGammon software on your computer. Download it now? Yes__ No__.

I'm thinking, Damn it!!! Why isn't the "No" choice "F**kkkkkkkk No"????

Anyway, I was locked out of the tournament long enough to where right when I got back I had been blinded to nothing and I was all in with something like 624 chips. I lost, but I was toast anyway with that few chips. I finished 43rd out of 3,910 so all things considered, not bad. It just would have been nice to have had a chance to pick a spot to go all in before my last f**king 624 chips.

OK here's the idiotic story referenced above. I have A-2 and I'm in the big blind and there are no pre-flop raises so I play it. The flop is A-2-7 so I've flopped 2 pair and I'm first to act. There are 5 or so people in the hand so I bet the minimum which should tell everyone still in the hand that I at least have an Ace or I can beat a pair of Aces. The idiot, who has a weak Ace (A-6) then decides to go all in. I figured he had a strong Ace otherwise that just isn't smart considering I had already bet. Of course I called him and didn't he feel stupid when the case Ace came out giving him a set, but me a full house. He had a spanish handle so I politely told him "adios" after his graceful exit from the festivities.


~~Bridgie

Friday, August 10, 2007

~~ Which Song are you?~~


Which Song Are You? (actual song included)
Monsters by Matchbook Romance. Sometimes you think the world isn't as fair as you'd like it to be. You're bright and talented at various things.
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Thursday, August 9, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/09/07 ~~


Today's Daily F**king Poker Blog finds our hero (that would be me) in a Omaha Hi Lo Sit & Go which is infested with mutts. (see end of Rant for definition of a mutt)

Of course mutt #1 had already been eliminated when most of us on the table began to mercilessly ridicule mutt #2. Finally getting frustrated (either with us or with his dwindling stack...hehe) mutt #2 then, for all to see, typed the following message (note misspelled last two words):

"You guys have a lot too laern."

Don't you just love it when someone says something like that whilst displaying a serious lack of literacy?

Mutt #2 actually won a couple of hands and started getting cocky at which point I advised the table that the reason he was getting cocky was because he had made it to the top 9 which was a new best finish for him.

Soon mutt #2 was gone but the mutt patrol was still (at the time) secretly represented. However the remaining mutts, fearing further ridicule, remained under the radar until the inevitable erosion of their stacks caused them to simultaneously morph into mutt-dom and pre-flop raise each other to the hilt (probably with A-2 in their hands) only to see the hand make no qualifying low. So that was the end of mutts #3 and #4.

Finally all the mutts were gone and some conventional poker ensued (yay!).

Oh yes, and I took first place in the Sit & Go.


Definition: Poker Mutt ™- poker player who 99% of the time bets/raises regardless of what he has. They were originally termed as "All-In Mutts" because we would play in No-limit Hold Em', but the term still applies to whatever format you're playing with.

(Poker mutt™ - originally termed by Sammi (dizzyagain83)

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 8/07/07

It's time for the Daily F**king Poker Blog.

Today's tournament of choice was the Omaha Hi Lo.

As luck would have it I got tabled with a kennel of mutts. I just hate that because with multiple mutts you have to pay 4 times the normal price to see a flop not to mention the remainder of the bets. So I had to be selective whilst waiting for the dominant mutt to run off all of the submissive mutts. Finally that happened and the price to see a flop was now a "bargain" at only twice the price. Then about 30 minutes in, the table broke up which I was glad to see because I was sick of that f**king mutt. Then, when I got to my new table, who should also be there but the same f**king mutt!

But slowly the tide turned and once I got the upper hand, i.e., more chips, I started punishing the mutt like the step-mutt he was. And soon he was off to mutt-land (probably to enter another tournament to practice his Muttley ways.) At any rate, as much as I dislike playing with mutts, if/when you survive them you usually have a very healthy stack and sure enough, at the break, I was in 11th place out of over 200 peeps.

But after the break, it was a struggle for me. I got hurt on one hand where I made a straight on the river when there was a board pair. I was last to act and it checked to me, so I bet thinking my straight was good. I was lucky not to get raised by the dude who had checked an "under" boat (his set was lower in rank than the board pair).

I treaded water for awhile but as the field narrowed, I was starting to drown slowly. Finally, I play a hand where I've got 2 clubs and a K. The flop has a K with one club, so not looking good for a club flush, but at least I had top pair. I was whining to myself about why couldn't that flopped K be the K of clubs, but it wasn't so I was preparing to fold when it checked around. The next card was the K of clubs! So now I had a set and a club flush draw. That was enough for me to bet which I did. All but one guy folded, the guy with the big stack. The river missed my boat, but it was a club giving me a flush. So I bet again which put me all in. The f**ker with the big stack was holding clubs too and overflushed me! Dammit!!!! And my set of K's would have been good if the flush hadn't made.

Final tally: 47th place out of 860 peeps.


**Bridgie**

Sunday, August 5, 2007

~~ what color eyed woman are you really? ~~




Your Inner Eye Color Is Blue



You've got the personality of a blue eyed women

You're intense and expressive - and always on the go

You've also got a sweet, playful side - which draws men in




Your Personality Profile



You are dependable, popular, and observant.

Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.

In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.



You are unique, creative, and expressive.

You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.

And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

~~ What type of writer should you be? ~~




You Should Be a Film Writer



You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.

You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.

Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.

And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

~~ What alcoholic drink are you?? ~~




You Are Sex On the Beach



When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.

You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.

So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.

Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!

~~ Are you the Id, Ego or the Super Ego ~~




You Are the Ego



You take a balanced approach to your life.

You definitely aren't afraid to act out on your desires - even crazy ones.

But you usually think first. Morals drive you as much as hedonism does.

You've been able to live a life of pleasure... without living a life of excess.

~~ What does your latte say about you? ~~




What Your Latte Says About You



You are very decadent in all aspects of your life. You never scale back, and you always live large.



You are a very frivolous person. You don't take anything too seriously. Why should you?



Intense and energetic, you aren't completely happy unless you are bouncing off the walls.



You're addicted to caffeine. There's no denying it.



You are a child at heart, and you don't ever miss the opportunity to do something playful.



You are sophisticated and daring, but you are never snobby.

~~ How is Your Vocabulary?? ~~




Your Vocabulary Score: B-



You have a zealous love for the English language, and many find your vocabulary edifying.

Don't fret that you didn't get every word right, your vocabulary can be easily ameliorated!

~~ what flavor Martini are you? ~~




You Are A Blueberry Martini



You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often.

You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail.



You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country.



Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party.



Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality.



Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

~~ Devoured In The Moment ~~


Devoured In The Moment

As he lies, naked on the bed
she admires his smooth, chiseled body.
Her soft hands, followed by her
fingernails and strong tongue
tracing outlines of his chest and abs
Hovering over him, her perky nipples
brushing against his chest.
Teasing; Tempting
The both fight the urge and sensation
to devour each other
in that very moment!
Her warm wet mouth
slowly; deliberately
inches down his chiseled body
Teasing him with her tongue
her wet mouth and hot breath
inches from his rigid phallus
His fingers gripping her hair
pulling her closer
NOW he needs her to Devour him
In That Moment!!!

April M ~08/04/07~

Copyright ©2007 April M

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 8/4/07


Some people write poetry, I write a Daily F**king Poker Blog, but that's just how I roll.

Today's game of choice was No limit Hold'em.

The tournament started innocently enough with me winning one of the first few hands. I played 10-9, and the flop was 8-5-3. Not great, but with two over cards, I could hang around. Next card was a 9 giving me top pair but with only a 10 kicker and being first to act, I checked. There were about 6 people in the hand and the fourth one finally bet...120 chips...I was the only one to call. The river was a troublesome card for me, an 8 which paired the board. Since I was first to act I checked not knowing what the bettor over there was going to throw at me. But he checked, too, which made me think he had two over cards, maybe K-J or somesuch.
So I took the pot. I started to check the hand history to see what he had. At that exact moment our table was closed and then I began having connection problems that lasted me through several tables.

At one point, I was connected enough to see the action and dialogue, but not connected enough to play. One of the players typed in something like "Do you XXXing realize that you're slowing down the XXXing game?". I think he was talking to me but I couldn't respond. If I could I would have asked him "Do you f**king understand what f**king disconnected means or are you just f**king stupid?" By the time I was connected it was a bunch of hands later, so the moment was lost. I was able to get in some hands and eventually drew 9-9, limped in for 200 pre-flop then faced a raise to 1,000 still pre-flop. So I re raised all in (2,500) and the dude called with pocket Jacks. It was one of those rare moments where all my chips were in the pot with the weaker hand. To make matters worse, the flop had a Jack so I was quickly toast.

Even though I was around long enough to beat almost 1,700 players (2,305th out of 4,000), I was only connected enough to play 14 hands, 10 of which I folded pre-flop. Of the 4 I didn't fold pre-flop, I won exactly one of them (described above).

...Bridgie

~~ Two Become One ~~

Two Become One

As time goes by, I want you here,

Need to feel you lying in my arms,

able to feel your lips on mine,

look into your yes, waiting to say

those final words of "I Love You"

Closed eyes visualize, gentle lips

tracing over eyelids, down to warm lips,

feeling the electricity they have been waiting for,

thespark they have been needing,

been wantingfor so long,

a memory to acquire for the lovers together.

Feeling hot breath over cool skin,

fingerstracing the outlines of

each others face and bodies,

nothing left but to whisper those words

of love as they take that final step.

Intertwined,

Passion takes over,

as Two Become One.

A solitary tear falls down from their eyes,

over a warm cheek as they smile

thinkingof the memories yet to come

together.

April M
Copyright ©2007 April M

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