Thursday, August 16, 2007

~~ Bridgie's Daily Poker Rant 08/16/07 ~~

For today's Daily F**king Poker Blog, have a seat in Bridgie's lap and enjoy a Virtual No Limit Hold'em experience.

Hand 1...Q-4 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Bridgie's table is closed and Bridgie is moved to Table 83

Hand 2 (sort of) ...even though Bridgie is seated at the new table and ready for action, the f**king Dealer neglects to deal him any cards, so Hand 2 didn't happen and was replaced by the replacement Hand 2 described on the next line.

Replacement Hand 2...Q-4 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Hand 3...A-2 offsuit...Bridgie limps in with five other players...Flop is 2-4-9 giving Bridgie a pair of 2's. First two players check, Bridgie bets 40 (the minimum), one player folds, the rest call. Turn card is a Q...it checks to Bridgie who bets 40 again. One more fold leaving Bridgie and two others. River is another 4. This time it checks around. Bridgie loses the hand to a c**ksucker who had a Queen.

Hand 4...J-5 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Hand 5...9-3 offsuit...Bridgie folds pre-flop

Hand 6...A-J suited...Bridgie calls a pre-flop raise of 120 chips (which was double the big blind) and plays the hand with two others. Flop is J-7-2 giving Bridgie top pair with Ace kicker. First guy bets the minimum (60) which Bridgie raises to 240...both players call. Turn card is a 4 and this time the first guy checks...Bridgie goes all in...next dude folds but the first guy (who happens to be the same c**ksucker from the other hand) calls and flips over his pocket f**king Queens and when the river is a blank.

Bridgie gets to go write the Daily F**king Poker Blog.

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